The Evolution of Jack Merridew

peridexis:

starrynightcalamity:

yeragei:

Jack: We need rules. Lots of rules. Because we’re British and stuff.

-Later-

Jack: BULLOCKS TO THE RULES!! PARTAY HARDDD YEAHHH *tears off clothes and runs into the forest*

This happens with some other characters too

Ralph: Lol Piggy ur dumb I’m gonna stand on my head responsibility sucks because sucks 2 ur assmar

-Later-

Ralph: WE HAVE TO KEEP THE FIRE GOING, I AM THE CHIEF, WE NEED RESCUED!

Piggy: *snort whine heave* We need rules! No stop yelling at me! Oh god I am a coward!

-Later- (after he loses his glasses)

Piggy: THOSE PUNK ASSES TOOK MY GLASSES (LOL IM BUSTA RHYMES, BITCH) LET’S GO THROW DOWN IT’S TIME FOR SOME SHIT TO FLY. WE NEED RULES OKAY!?

Simon: *alive*

-Later-

Simon: *dead*

The Evolution of Jalph

Before:

“Jack and Ralph smiled at each other with shy liking.” (Page 13)

“Ralph and Jack looked at each other while society paused about them. The shameful knowledge grew in them and they did not know how to begin confession.” (Page 26)

Later:

“They were chest to chest, breathing fiercely, pushing and glaring.” (Page 126)

“His temper broke. He screamed at Jack. ‘You’re a beast an a bloody, bloody thief! … Then they were facing each other again, painting and furious, but unnerved by each other’s ferocity.” (Page 128)

… “The three others stood still, watching Ralph, and he saw that the tallest of them, stark naked save for paint and a belt, was Jack. Ralph had his breath back and spoke. ‘Well?’” (Page 97)

Well what, Ralph. “WELL, AIN’T YOU GONNA PROPOSE NOW!? WE’RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED, I SEEN YOU NAKED AND THIS IS PRETTY MUCH CANON.” I mean what.

yesyesyes everything about this is perfect.

I would add a clever comparison of my own but I - I - I - can’t … :|

Oh geez this fandom is so weird and amusing XD

Also, “… Then they were facing each other again, painting and furious”

“Painting and furious”?

“PAINTING and furious”??

“Paint me like one of your French girls.”

Wait… what… that actually sort of… because his name is Jack… what :’D

Titanic crossover, anyone? :””D